Bender Quotes
So a couple of animals didn't die and Leela got lucky. That's what I call a successful mission!
Fry: What does that mean?
Leela: Nothing.
Bender: So should we get our stuff and head down to the planet?
Leela: We just talked, OK?!
Leela: (to the Professor) We need to talk to you about Fry.
Bender: Yeah, we want some money! Wait, what's this about Fry?
Bender: So... where are you gonna stay?
Fry: I dunno... do refrigerators still come in boxes?
Bender: Yeah, but the rents are outrageous. Why don't you just come move in with me?
Fry: Really? That would be great... you're sure I won't be imposing?
Bender: Nah, I've always wanted a pet.
Fry: Hey listen Bender. Where's your bathroom?
Bender: Bath what?
Fry: Bathroom!
Bender: What room?
Fry: Bathroom!
Bender: What what?
Fry: Oh! Nevermind.
Yeah! It's gonna be fun on the bun! Y'know Fry, of all the friends I've had, you're the first!
Leela: Wait. I want you to look me in the eye and promise you won't get behind the wheel without some kind of alcoholic beverage in your hand.
Bender: I promise nothing.
Fry: You think this fruit tree's gonna get enough light?
Bender: There's a window in the closet.
Fry: This is huge! Bender, why don't I just live in here?
Bender: In a closet? (sigh) Humans...
Not enough room? My place is two cubic meters, and we only take up 1.5 cubic meters. We've got room for a whole another two thirds of a person!
Leela: Fry, sometimes in close quarters, people do inconsiderate things without realising it.
Fry: I know but I forgive you.
Leela: No, Fry, by "close quarters" I mean this office-
Fry: Uh-huh.
Leela: And by "people" I mean you!
Fry: Right.
Leela: And by "inconsiderate" I mean-
Fry: Leela! We're trying to watch TV.
Bender: Yeah. Would you kindly shut your noise hole?
(Fry and Bender are watching All my Circuits)
Fry: So, who's that weird-looking guy?
Bender: That's a human.
Fry: What's he do?
Bender: Eh, the usual human stuff. He laughs, he learns, he loves.
Fry: Boring.
Bender: Cheer up, meatbag. You've barely touched your amoeba.
Fry: It looked good but I just don't feel like eating. You want it?
Bender: Nah, I'm trying to watch my input. I need plenty of wholesome, nutritious alcohol. The chemical energy keeps my fuel cells charged.
Fry: What are the cigars for?
Bender: They make me look cool.
