Bender Quotes
Human Friend: You're my best friend. I'm sorry I treated you so badly.
Calculon: Apology accepted. After all, you're only human.
Leela: You guys could learn a lesson from those two.
Fry: She's right.
Bender: You're my best friend, Fry, I'm sorry I treated you so badly.
Fry: Apology accepted. After all, you're only human.
Bender: Nothing. I guess I'm just going to have to get used to being half a robot.
Fry: Aw, this isn't right. Listen, Bender, if we found your antenna could they still reattach it?
Bender: Maybe. If we get it on ice right away.
Fry: Oh, Bender. You didn't touch the Crushinator, did you?
Bender: Of course not. A lady that fine you gotta romance first.
Leela: Hurry, before we freeze.
Bender: What do you mean "we", mammal?
Leela: Ugh, who buys this trash?
Bender: Idiots who need gifts for other idiots.
Fry: You're not gonna believe this but they landed an amusement park on the Moon!
Amy: Guh! It's the happiest place orbiting Earth.
Fry: Let's go, already!
Leela: Fry, we have a crate to deliver.
Fry: Let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
Bender: Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.
Crater Face: Hi, I'm Crater Face! Welcome to Luna Park. I'll have to confiscate your alcohol, sir.
Bender: Better mascots than you have tried.
Bender: Keep those things off of me! Magnets screw up my inhibition unit!
Fry: So you flip out and start acting like some crazy folk singer?
Bender: Yes. I guess a robot would have to be crazy to wanna be a folk singer...
Whalerbot: Bender, hey, Bender! Over here!
Bender: Oh, jeez! I went to high school with that guy!
Leela: But the phoney stuff is what's fun. It's boring out there.
Bender: Yeah! You're the kind of guy who visits Jerusalem and doesn't want to see the Sexeteria!
Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine, I'll go build my own Lunar Lander! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the Lunar Lander and the blackjack! Ah, screw the whole thing.
(singing) Well, I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,
Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,
Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun,
Oh, I'll shoot her with my ray gun,
Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,
When she comes!
I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world,
I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world,
I'll be blastin' all the humans,
I'll be blastin' all the humans,
I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world,
In the world!
