Bender Quotes
Bender: Look, it's that crate we were gonna throw in the sewer.
Amy: The keys to the ship! They must have fallen into the crate! Leela's gonna kill me!
Bender: Nah. She'll probably make me do it.
Hey, look what I won from a tourist's pocket!
Bender: Come on, it's just like making love. Y'know; left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor.
Amy: I know how to make love!
You were right, Fry! From now on I'm going to bend what I want, when I want, who I want!
Prof. Farnsworth: Who are you?
Fry: I'm your dear old Uncle Fry.
Prof. Farnsworth: I don't have an Uncle Fry.
Bender: You do now!
Fry: It's my old neighbourhood. Man, this brings back a lot of memories.
Bender: Keep 'em to yourself, pops.
Fry: If your programming told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?
Bender: I dunno, I'd have to check my programming... yup.
Fry: Whoa... a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass.
Fry: It doesn't look so shiny to me.
Bender: Shinier than yours meatbag.
Bender: You really want a robot for a friend?
Fry: Yeah, ever since I was six.
Bender: Well, okay. But I don't want people thinking we're robo-sexuals, so if anyone asks, you're my debugger.
Fry: So I guess without jobs, we'll be fugitives forever.
Prof. Farnsworth: Not necessarily. Are you three, by any chance, interested in becoming my new spaceship crew?
Bender: New crew? W-What happened to the old crew?
Prof. Farnsworth: Oh, those poor sons of - but that's not important. The important thing is I need a new crew.
Fry: Why would a robot need to drink?
Bender: I don't need to drink. I can quit any time I want!
Fry: So what do you do, Bender?
Bender: I'm a Bender. I bend girders. That's all I'm programmed to do.
Fry: Were you any good?
Bender: Are you kidding? I could bend a girder to any angle - thirty degrees, thirty-two degrees... thirty-one... but I couldn't go on living once I found out what they were for.
Fry: What?
Bender: Making suicide booths!
