Bender Quotes
Bender: Howdy fellas, I'm Bender!
Mini Bender A: Go to hell old man!
Bender: I like your attitude! Let's party.
Fry: Man, I wish we had a robot to do stuff.
Bender: I know, right?
Aaaand boned!
In the event of a wormhole sendin' us back in time do not kill your parents. If you are traveling with small children help them not to kill you before not killing your own parents.
Hookerbot: Honey, we love you!
Bender: Shut up baby, I know it!
Bender: Ah, computer dating. It's a lot like pimping, only you don't have to use the phrase, 'Upside your head.'
Leela: Bender, who would go to you for date advice?
Bender: Don't make me go upside your head!
Bender: Mind if I tag along? I gotta bring my ass in for servicing. The recall notice says it could burst into flames in a low-speed collision.
Fry: No wonder you've been staying at the back of conga lines lately.
Bender: You, sir, have defaced a national treasure! I demand you restore my buttocks to their former glory.
Mechanic: Alright. But sooner or later that ass is gonna blow, and when it does, I just pray you're not moonin' someone you care about.
Congratulations, Fry, you snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics.
Leela: Bender! Romance isn't about money.
Bender: Oh, so it's just coincidence that Zoidberg here is desperately poor and miserably lonely? Puh-lease!
Leela: For your information, it's because he's hideous.
Zoidberg: You're both very lucky. I'd pay anything to end my miserable loneliness. If only I weren't so desperately poor.
Bender: Wait. You mean people will pay good money for romance? Hmm. I think I have a scheme so deviously clever that I-
Scene cuts to Courtroom
Judge: $500 and time served.
Bender: Stupid anti-pimping laws!
Are you familiar with my friend Al Gore? I'm tellin' you, losers get really desperate around Valentine's Day.
