Bender Quotes
Oh wow, I can't believe how stupid I used to be and you still are.
Can we please go home and die now?
Leela: Where's that Chicken Soup we asked for?
Bender: Chicken, water, fire. You take it from there.
All right, let's set it up and try again.
Bender: So anybody hungry?
Fry: I could stuff myself.
Leela: I'll use that free app that tells you what restaraunts are nere.
Fry: You mean the window?
Leela: Yes.
I'm standing in a pool of my own feet!
Oooo pimpy.
Leela: Where's the professor?
Bender: Eh, probably dead. Already dissolving in a bathtub if we're lucky.
Leela: Or we could fly around it.
Professor: Of course you could! You'd be stupid not to.
Bender: Supposing we're not stupid what kind of stupid mission is this?
Woohoo, time to go clubbin'! Baby seals here I come!
I'm forty percent scrap metal!
You idiot, I'm not a cannon! [Shoots a cannonball] Huh, guess I am a cannon.
