Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSPopular Bobby Cobb Quotes
Bobby: When your mom and I were married, I cheated on her.
Travis: What? No! Wait. What? Let me pick something off the floor, my jaw.
Bobby: You know?
Jules Everyone knows. The guy at the pizza place would say two medium pepperonis and you deserve better.
Travis: I figured it out when you gave me lollipop not to tell mom when you were taking a bath with a Native American.
Jules: Wine in the morning on the weekends. Lets all think about it people.
Bobby: Think about what?
Grayson: Morning drinking.
Bobby: I trained him to retrieve golf balls by painting the meatballs white.
Smith's dad: That is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Jules: All together now -
Everyone: If it's on the internet, it must be true!
Jules: Exactly now, everyone sip please.
Travis: Afternoon booze bags. What are we celebrating now?
Jules: Science.
If it's any constellation that hat was so big you could probably make a thousand tiny ones.
Bobby: Oh I wish I could be in your mouth.
Travis: Dad!
I'd hate to be Debbie Downer, but if I was the only one single - I don't know what I'd do.
Bros before hoes man!
I'm just a head on the beach!
5-4-3 my anger is a purple balloon and I let it go.
Bonnie
Jules: I've been afraid of this moment for so long, but I know I raised such a great kid -
Bobby: We we raised a good kid.
Bobby: How do you say R U I N?
Jules: Roin?
