Favorite Brad Williams Quotes
Winners win and losers lose and alcoholics they just booze. They win at drinking, that's their thing but our thing's just winning. We're Brad and Jane let's start the game. Sup suckas?
Brad/Jane
Early on I realized that was turns you on the most is people agreeing with you. And you know I likes mah sex. Loves me some smush.
Um when was this photo taken and why are you making the Kobe Bryant intensity face?
My top half is at a museum fundraiser and my bottom half is selling veggie burritos in the parking lot outside a Widespread Panic concert!
She's not even instagramming anymore. She hasn't posted a picture of an appetizer all week.
And time, 3 minutes and 7 seconds til she mentioned the guy she's dating.
It's like a slinky with breasts.
Man I love the workplace, fluorescent lighting, stale coffee and the sweet sound of men quoting classic comedies.
Jane: Wait, the not looking me in the eyes, the nervous tick in your boob.
Brad: That thing's jumpin like Kris Kross.
Dude you gotta stop referring to yourself as a restaurant. Restaurants don't have windshield wipers.
