Britta Quotes (Page 4)
Season 3, Episode 4: "Remedial Chaos Theory"
Britta [to Shirley]: Drug addict?? You're a pie pusher!!!
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Britta [about Jeff]: His whole personality is based around guarding himself. You don't have to be like that to be a man.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 3: "Competitive Ecology"
Britta: Do you know sugar is like baby meth? That's what my homeopath says.
Shirley: Well maybe your gay friend should mind his own business!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 2: "Geography of Global Conflict"
Britta [to Chang]: I piss warnings. Pig.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 22: "Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts"
Britta: I read an article that said some women can actually achieve or--
Shirley: No no, thank you for the conversation. I know what you're talking about and even if it were true that's not something a woman does on her child's head.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Britta: Women have a connection to their bodies you could never understand
Jeff: You have a booger.
Britta: I know. It's a part of me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 21: "Paradigms of Human Memory"
Jeff: It's not you, it's me.
Britta: It's you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Britta: Feast your ear tongues on these memory pops.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Abed: The Cape is premiering!
Britta: Humanity is premiering you jag!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Britta: I can't believe our assignment is to make a diorama of us making our nineteenth diorama.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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