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Drug addict?? You're a pie pusher!!!

Britta [to Shirley]

His whole personality is based around guarding himself. You don't have to be like that to be a man.

Britta [about Jeff]

Britta: Do you know sugar is like baby meth? That's what my homeopath says.
Shirley: Well maybe your gay friend should mind his own business!

I piss warnings. Pig.

Britta [to Chang]

Britta: I read an article that said some women can actually achieve or--
Shirley: No no, thank you for the conversation. I know what you're talking about and even if it were true that's not something a woman does on her child's head.

Britta: Women have a connection to their bodies you could never understand
Jeff: You have a booger.
Britta: I know. It's a part of me.

Jeff: It's not you, it's me.
Britta: It's you.

Feast your ear tongues on these memory pops.

Abed: The Cape is premiering!
Britta: Humanity is premiering you jag!

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