Britta Quotes (Page 6)
Season 2, Episode 12: "Asian Population Studies"
Troy: Is it black Michael Chiklis?
Annie: No!
Pierce: Is it white George Foreman
Britta: You guys are talking about the same person. He's biracial, his name is David and he's a human being.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 10: "Mixology Certifiction"
Troy: I just spent the last two years thinking that you guys knew more than me about life, and I just found out you guys are just as dumb as me.
Britta: Da doi.
Jeff: Yeah. Da doi.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Jeff: There's a place at Third and Water. It's fun, divey but not staph infection divey. It's either got a gross name, or an ironically fancy one. Possibly both.
Britta: Oh, The Ball Toom. Good.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 8: "Cooperative Calligraphy"
Jeff: Annie, relax.
Britta: No you relax Jeff! Or are you afraid that if you do, my pen will fall out?!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Shirley: Mother Hen? I think we're about the same age.
Britta: Sure, unless time is linear.
Shirley: I'll make your ass linear.
Britta: That doesn't make any sense.
Shirley: I'll make your ass sense.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Britta: I still thing that man is going to evolve into woman, not a dragon monster with three legs.
Pierce: Three legs?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 7: "Aerodynamics of Gender"
Britta: Women of Greendale! This cafeteria is hereby declared a bitch-free zone!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Britta: Why name your daughter Megan? Are you stocking up for a bitch shortage?
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 5: "Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples"
Britta: I don't even believe in God, but I love me some Abed.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 4: "Basic Rocket Science"
Britta: How many schools would let you get a degree in theoretical phys-ed?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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