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I can't believe our assignment is to make a diorama of us making our nineteenth diorama.

Jeff: Everyone wants you to shut up.
Britta: And yet I won't. Case in point.

Thank god he didn't take it. Could you imagine bouncing a check to Kunta Kinte?

It's called a Complisult. Part compliment, part insult. He invented them. I coined the term. See what I just did there? That was an explainabrag.

Pierce: Britta, you're the selfless one in the group, right?
Britta: Wouldn't know, haven't thought about myself in years.

Britta: Do you know what Dylan Thomas said about death?
Pierce: No, tell me.
Britta: Ok, bluff called.

Nurse: Mr. Hawthorne is requesting Sour Face.
Pierce: Is that you death?
Britta: No it's me, Britta.

If you have to ask if it's homophobic to ask questions, haven't you already answered your own question?

Maybe we all need some space, to pull the knife out of the back of the most celebrated Canadian alt-rock band of the 90s you selfish, jaded ass!

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