Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Brittany Quotes
Blaine: Where's the bed?
Brittany: I removed it because when I imagined you two having sex I imagined a U-haul mounting a moped.
(about the lilies) They’re the lesbian of flowers.
Mr. Schu taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I thought they sounded too similar and got frustrated.
I made him a card that said 'heart attacks are just from loving too much.'
When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist.
Sue: Anything else?
Brittany: Sometimes I forget my middle name.
I did a book report on heart attacks if you wanna give it to the doctor. It got knocked down a whole grade because I did it in crayon.
Mr. Hummel: If things get serious, use protection.
Brittany: Does he mean like a burglar alarm?
Will: What's everyone's favorite song?
Brittany: "My Headband."
I hope you all respect when I, Brittany S. Pierce, can escape the torment of Britney Spears.
Will: What's a duet?
Brittany: A blanket.
Can I be honest? I don't understand the difference between an elf and a slave.
