Brittany Quotes (Page 13)
Season 2, Episode 2: "Britney/Brittany"
Brittany: I'm more talented than all of you. I see that clearly now.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Brittany: Please don't pull out all my teeth. I'll look like an adult baby, but with boobs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Brittany: This room looks like that room on that spaceship when I got probed.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Brittany: I don't brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Brittany: I hope you all respect when I, Brittany S. Pierce, can escape the torment of Britney Spears.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Will: Who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?
Brittany: He discovered America.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 1: "Audition"
Brittany: People thought I went on vacation but I really spent the summer lost in the sewers.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Brittany: Coach Beiste didn't touch my boobs. Actually, I wanna touch her boobs.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 20: "Theatricality"
Brittany: You look terrible. I look awesome.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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