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Artie: I'm kind of getting cold feet.
Brittany: Can you even feel your feet?

I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics at the same time and I forgot how to leave.

I'm pretty sure my cat is reading my diary.

The way to get a man to follow you forever, take his virginity. Madonna wrote a song about it.

When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist.

Sue: Anything else?
Brittany: Sometimes I forget my middle name.

Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

Brittany: You're a really good dancer.
Finn: Thanks, but my feet weren't really dancing.
Brittany: That was the best part.

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Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn
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