Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades.

Will: Who can tell us what an anthem is?
Brittany: The bottom of an ant's pant.
Will: So close.

I wore a tanktop today because I thought it was summer and no one taught me how to read a calendar.

Rachel: Why are my leg warmers on your arms?
Brittany: I got cold.

Will Schuester: Ok, guys I've got one word for you.
Brittany: Is it Love? I'm totally going to graduate now!

That's my man and his legs don't work!

Brittany: I'm gonna die.
Santana: I'll be worth it.

Santana: I'm torn.
Brittany: I'm not. I'm Brittany.

The glee club together with the football team, it's like a double rainbow. A zombie double rainbow.

I don't wanna die yet. At least not until One Tree Hill get canceled.

Beiste: She put being husky to good use.
Brittany: Was her name Ricki Lake?

Can I be honest? I don't understand the difference between an elf and a slave.

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.

Brittany

Blaine: Where's the bed?
Brittany: I removed it because when I imagined you two having sex I imagined a U-haul mounting a moped.