That's my man and his legs don't work!

Brittany: I'm gonna die.
Santana: I'll be worth it.

Santana: I'm torn.
Brittany: I'm not. I'm Brittany.

The glee club together with the football team, it's like a double rainbow. A zombie double rainbow.

I don't wanna die yet. At least not until One Tree Hill get canceled.

Beiste: She put being husky to good use.
Brittany: Was her name Ricki Lake?

Can I be honest? I don't understand the difference between an elf and a slave.

Brittany: Remember: even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.

Last year I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation and an entire family of mice starting living in it. Their Christmas gift to each other was rabies.

Artie: Adultery means cheating.
Brittany: I thought it meant being stupid. Like being a dolt.

If we lose, we should throw possums.

I'm paralyzed with fear. I've been here since second period. I really need to pee.

Brittany

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn