Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Cameron Tucker Quotes
Mitchell: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Cam: Well you did and do you know what the sad thing is? We could be laughing at someone's calf implants right now.
Mitch: It is a lot less money though.
Cam: Well, you know, we don't have to decide today.
Her head sounds like pop rocks.
You know what I say, I might be coach but I like to travel first class!
I had a choice to make. Be the better dancer or the bigger man. So I stepped off the dance floor and made the obvious call. You wanna win over a crowd? Invite a lonely mom to dance. She never saw it coming and neither did he.
Cam: Do you feel what's happening here?
Mitchell: I feel pinching!
Cam: I'm the weak link in the super-group.
Oh my gosh, an actual gay agenda.
Cam: You wanna tell me how you accidentally gave someone your key?
Mitchell: You wanna tell me why you spent all day sipping tequila out of some guy's navel?
Cam: You saw that?
Mitchell: I guessed!
Cam: Hey we got a package from my dad!
Mitchell: No air holes in the box, that's a good sign.
Cam: Lily loved having that chicken.
Mitchell: One more time than she realized.
Mitchell: What's happening?
Cam: I don't know Google him.
Mitchell: I didn't spring for an international data plan.
Mitchell: I'm so nervous. Are we gonna say Hugh Jackman in a bathing suit? What do we say to Hugh Jackman in a bathing suit?
Cam: Oh my God, it's so big.
Mitchell: That's a bit direct but you know he might be flattered- oh you're talking about the boat.
Cam: Don't hate me for your son leaving.
Jay: You're both my sons.
