Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Cameron Tucker Quotes
Mitchell: Why don't we put Lily in one of Alex's shirts for the picture tonight?
Cam: She'll see right through that.
Mitchell: No you're thinking of Haley's shirts.
Half our guests are gay; we're finally giving them a good memory on a school bus.
After the earthquake, it might be nice to be around similarly dressed people.
Mitchell: This is my second favorite suit of yours.
Cam: Second?
Mitchell: Right after your birthday suit.
Cam: Hey! Cut it out, I'm practically a married man.
Mitchell: Aren't you going to change into a working man's outfit?
Cameron: I don't think workmen really call them outfits.
Calm down, you know I grew up around many animals. One time a rooster attacked me and my mom rung its neck and we had it for dinner.
I have an uncle that can only wear bell-bottoms. Hand to God.
This is a coup. When you get in with Jasper, doors open. He's a legacy at Happy Time Preschool.
You are living in a little girl's toy and you have to move out!
Cam [to Barry]
Cam: Oh my God! It feels like we have one mind and one heart.
Mitchell: And one chair.
Did you get a peck from a pickled Pepper?
It's ten feet long with boxer shorts on the end, it works on so many levels.
