Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Cameron Tucker Quotes
You're missing out on life, Mitchell. Take off your shackles and show people who you really are.
Because we refused to abuse we got banned from the party of the century?
Mitchell: How about a show to go with it?
Cam: Mitchell?
Mitchell: Who's Mitchell? I'm Magic Mitch. Welder by day, stripper by choice.
Maybe we can pump Marcus full of whatever we gave those bike riders.
What kind of monster throws an injured innocent on the street?
Well you might as well be a dead hobo in the woods of a small town after a rainstorm because you have just been discovered.
I call my method the Trojan horse.
Cam: Well, technically this is your fault because we were afraid our marriage was getting as boring as yours.
Mitchell: Though based on your outfit, we need to work a little harder.
You know what? You just caused a scene in a restaurant and you can't get anymore like your daddies than that.
Cam [to Lily]
Cam: Mitchell? Judge... Judy!
Mitchell: Your talent. It's like you were touched by a Gayngel.
Cam: Well obviously the tooth fairy made a mistake.
Mitchell: Maybe it's cause the tooth fairy had a little too much chardonnay last night.
Cam: The doctor says absolutely no sun while I'm on these antibiotics.
Mitchell: What would happen? Because if it's anything short of death, I think you should risk it.
