Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Cameron Tucker Quotes
The recipe is from the now-defunct Gourmet magazine. Why do all the things I love go away?
Mitchell: Subtext: this is weird.
Cameron: I didn't hear any subtext.
Mitchell: Hear any now?
Mitchell: I had to settle.
Cameron: Well, your mom might think so, but some think I'm a catch.
Cam: It's kind of like a first date.
Mitchell: Actually it's the opposite of the first date. You don't want to have sex, but you do want a baby.
Mitchell: She's gonna wake up.
Cam: Oh please, she's got enough pills in her, she's gonna rattle like a maraca.
Mitchell: There is a lot of pressure when one is a gay uncle.
Cam: Or guncle.
Cameron: Do you really live in your car?
Santa Scott: It's not so bad. It's really roomy since the wife moved out.
Cam: Umm well I can raise the roof and do the cabbage patch.
Mitchell: And I can do the single lady hand thing.
Cam: Yeah but put your neck into it or you just look like the Queen waving.
As an actual tough guy you could see how that would rub my dad the wrong way.
Mitchell: She's always had a dark sense of humor
Cameron: Do you remember when she went as Sigfried and part of Roy for Halloween?
Mitchell: Too soon
It was a pretty simple case because as I said, everyone has something to hide. Everyone. ... Everyone.
Cameron: Who was that?
Mitchell: My mom
Cameron: Yeah right, cause the last time she was here the magnets are the refrigerator arranged themselves into a penta... hi grandma!
