Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Cameron Tucker Quotes
Mitchell: Oh my God, there's Sandy.
Cam: Sandra Bullock?
Mitchell: Yeah we're such good friends, I just call her Sandy.
That's a lot of complaining for somebody who asked for thirds of our tandoori turkey last year.
You know people are going to stare, they're not used to seeing one clown in a car.
He'll be here all week folks. Literally, because you're not coming home with me.
Every home-improvement project we've undertaken has been a near-death experience.
Cam: There's a stranger in our hot tub.
Mitchell: Who is it?
Cam: You do know what stranger means, don't you?
Cameron: I love Jay, but I don't know about him raising a child.
Mitchell: He raised me.
Cameron: Well now you've put me in an awkward position.
Cam: Do you have a better idea, you're the one who lost it!
Mitchell: No, you tossed it. You tossed it, lost it.
If I have to read The Very Hungry Caterpillar one more time, I will snap!
It's Valentine's Day. It's not the day you run away from love. It's the day you chase it down.
You don't tell your partner you may have a baby with someone else and then go back to eating a delicious and inventive meal like it's NOTHING!
Mitchell: You always take this a little too far. Your nephew's first birthday.
Cameron: That's not fair.
Mitchell: You brought a wind machine.
Cameron: Who puts wheels on cribs?
