Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Cameron Tucker Quotes
Mitchell: Just the emerald city at the end of my yellow brick road
Cameron: Wow you did it
Mitchell: What?
Cameron: You made figure skating sound even gayer.
Mitchell: She's always had a dark sense of humor
Cameron: Do you remember when she went as Sigfried and part of Roy for Halloween?
Mitchell: Too soon
Phil: Luke's not much of a clown fan.
Cameron: Has he ever seen a good one?
Phil: Has anyone?
I'm the ass kicking clown that will twist you like a balloon animal!
Cameron: If I wasn't in school or fishing, I was clowning. There are four types of clowns: a tramp, Auguste, a whiteface, and a character. I am a classically trained Auguste clown named Fizbo.
Mitchell: Between the clowning and the fishing, I'm surprised you had time for the schooling. Aww, there's the fifth type, the sad clown.
Cameron: A sad clown is a tramp.. so there's still only four types.
You know people are going to stare, they're not used to seeing one clown in a car.
Cameron: Do you really live in your car?
Santa Scott: It's not so bad. It's really roomy since the wife moved out.
Cameron: It's Christmas eve, you can't spend it in your car.
Santa Scott: That's really nice of you guys. Can I bring anything? Ketchup, soy sauce, straws?
Cameron: We're good.
Mitchell: So why don't you follow us to our house?
Cameron: In your house.
If I was home right now, I'd be mixing up a bathtub full of eggnog and trying to squeeze a greased hog into a Santa hat. You don't think I don't miss that?
I'm like a mother bear. When I hear my cub crying, I have to run to her.
I'm like a big runaway charity truck and Mitchell is my off-ramp full of safety gravel.
Yes, I've gained a few extra pounds while we were expecting the baby... but that's science. You can't fight it.
