Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Cameron Tucker Quotes
Cameron: I got all medieval on the florists.
Mitchell: Cam, I heard you on the phone, you said you were displeased, but that's hardly going medieval.
Cameron: Excuse me, I said very displeased and I used my cowboy voice.
Cameron: Don't tell me that was your first moon landing.
Jay: You have a name for it?!?
Cam: My dream for him is that one day, he'll be on the Supreme Court.
Mitchell: Why Cam?
Cam: So at parties I can tell people my partner is one of the Supremes.
Oh sure, when you're gay you just walk around giving butt bumps to everybody. It's like a high-five — it's a low two.
It's Valentine's Day. It's not the day you run away from love. It's the day you chase it down.
Mitchell: I had to settle.
Cameron: Well, your mom might think so, but some think I'm a catch.
Mitchell: Subtext: this is weird.
Cameron: I didn't hear any subtext.
Mitchell: Hear any now?
The recipe is from the now-defunct Gourmet magazine. Why do all the things I love go away?
We can't ignore the giant panda in the room
Mitchell: Tonight is the maginificent Lyrid meteor shower.
Cameron: It's where the planet geek passes through the nerdy way.
Mitchell: I never went to sports games with him.
Cameron: Probably because you call them sports games. Lose the sports.
Yes, I've gained a few extra pounds while we were expecting the baby... but that's science. You can't fight it.
