Modern Family

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There will be no mourning Knight this afternoon.

We never told Grandma ‘bout the gay.

Lily: Y’all fightin?
Cam: No no sweetie, we’re just having a conversation about how your daddy can be so stuck up.

That’s the worst call since they cast Russell Crowe in Les Miz!!

Mitchell [to Lily]: Wanna get our face painted like a pretty butterfly?
Cam: No I’m not in the mood.

Pepper: My job is to give you a snowflake that makes everyone die with jealousy.
Cam: That's all we've ever wanted.

I'm gonna go over there and be as socially magnetic as I always am, we will put this on the back burner, but underneath know I am fuming.

Would you believe she said I'm the emotionally fragile one? I mean how crazy is that!

She can be meaner than a barn owl at sunset.

Mitchell: Hey fiancée.
Cam: Hello my intended.

I know one Indian who was friends with a construction worker, fireman, and traffic cop.

Prepare to feel like an old denim fest because I'm about to be-dazzling you.

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