Carla Espinosa Quotes
Dr. Cox: Now Mrs. Wilk, you have developed an allergy to melphalan. However I've come up with a new regimen that will enable us to continue treatment.
Mrs. Wilk: Ok.
Carla: Oh I think he described all the extra effort he put in so you would tell him what an amazing doctor he is.
Mrs. Wilk: Now that you told me, it won't sound sincere.
Carla: He won't care.
Mrs. Wilk: Dr. Cox, you're amazing.
Dr. Cox: It's just my job.
J.D.: How did you know I'd move too fast with Julie?
Elliot: Because I know you!
Dr. Cox: How do you know that I can be that kind of dad?
Carla: Because I know you!
Turk: How did you that Kelso just wanted respect?
Janitor: Because I know him!
Todd: (Watching in the security cameras) Wow! This is so cool!
Ted: Hey Carla, did you hear the lottery's up to a hundred million? If I win that baby it's separate beds for me and my mum!
Carla: Yeah, and you could spend the other 99.999.000 on therapy!
J.D.: Elliot, would you do me a favor and cover Mr. Foster for me? I have to go Mr. Sutton's house and get the thank you I deserve.
Carla: You are so obsessing about this.
Turk: It's like the time you you were convinced the cafeteria workers were giving you small waffles. How'd that work out for you?
J.D.: They waffle-ironed my foot. But, this different, buddy. Look, I need a ride.
Turk: Pass.
J.D.: Oh, pass, huh? Well, this is what happened last time you passed.
(J.D. presents his waffle-ironed foot)
Turk: Okay. Put the foot away. Put the waffle foot away.
Carla: Hey, Dr. Cox. You wanna put in for some lottery tickets?
Dr. Cox: Oh gosh, Carla! I would, I really would! But you see, I already set fire to a big pile of money just this morning!
You don't understand. I didn't dump him on the Janitor because I was busy. I dumped him on him because he was working my last nerve and I wanted to smoosh his face.
Dr. Cox: Look at Jordan and me. You know how we hate everyone?
Carla: Yeah.
Dr. Cox: Well, that goes double for kids. They're loud, you don't understand them. Just like tiny cab drivers.
Dr. Cox: So if I understand correctly, you left my only child with a creepy borderline psychotic who hates everyone?
Carla: How is that different from leaving him with you?
Dr. Cox: I have freckles.
Dr Cox: Hey you, Where's my son?
Janitor: Oh, he's playing with the birds out on the ledge.
Carla: What?
Janitor: I'm kidding, come on. He's green.
Carla: See, Turk, I'm great with kids! And I promise, you don't even have to check in as a parent until you have to teach our son about sports.
Turk: And satisfying women. 'Cause I know how to satisfy a woman, right, baby?
Carla: I'm sure you can.
Turk: That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
Carla: I just don't see what's so adorable; I mean, "Yay! You made a poopy in the potty!" I'm supposed to be impressed? There's a monkey at the zoo who can do that. I mean, you know, when he's not playing with himself.
J.D.: Well, if you don't wanna have a baby, Carla, don't have a baby.
Carla: But, J.D., I wanna have a child with Turk more than anything in the world. I know it's crazy, but I'm a girl - that's how we roll.
Carla: J.D., I have to admit this to somebody: I don't like kids!
J.D.: What are you talking about? You're the most maternal person I know.
Carla: Well, I'm a nurse, J.D. I'm trained to fake it!
