Favorite Celia Hodes Quotes
Nancy: (sees Shane get knocked down on soccer field) Foul! Ref, what's the matter with your whistle?!
Celia: Well, technically, Nancy, the Ref can't call a foul. Shane was kicked by his own teammates.
Celia Hodes: I followed Dean here, did you see him?
Nancy Botwin: Yes, I did, they were playing poker
Celia Hodes: Oh, great, now he's going to come home broke, stinking of marijuana. Guess that's better than oriental pussy.
They were going to sell my gallbladder to the Japanese. Fortunately, my body is a toxic pit.
Shane: Why don't you sell something people want.
Celia: Like what?
Shane: Like drugs.
Celia: Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Nancy: Excuse me?
Celia: I think I'd like to try it.
Tennis Pro: That's why I'll never marry.
Celia Hodes: No, you just f**k the married, and then I have to watch it on video.
[watching a video of her daughter] I should've had an abortion.
