Popular Charlie "Whitehead" White Quotes
Why use a zippo when you have Cleopatra's lamp?
People are like cheese, the longer you leave them in the refrigerator, the more they start to stink.
The trials and tribulations of young and vulnerable hearts.
Things have a way of working out like they're supposed to.
All the winners want to hug, and I can't do hugs.
You people didn't buy tickets, move on!
White: People have done crazier things.
Lt. Rice: Name two.
Dwight: Thanks for opening up to me. I just want you to know, I bet your brains are tasty.
White: I'm going out to the car.
Whitehead:Ma'am you need to put your hands up. Sir, you need to be nicer.
Dwight: Everybody, have a great day.
Dwight: We had the bank flag their accounts
Whitehead: We know where Bonnie and Clyde are.
What, like it says on the cards?! That's more idiot talk!
You with your blue blood talk.
Dwight [to Whitehead]
