Thirteen: Damn.
Lou: What?
Taub: She's happy you're going to be fine... but she'd be happier if you were going to be fine five minutes ago.

Taub: How come you haven't said anything about this?
Kutner: It's no big secret. I guess I'm just not very chatty.
Taub: You told us when you renewed your subscription to National Geographic.

Emmy: When I got the surgery, I got healthy, and when I got healthy, I got happy.
Taub: I'm not sure you're happy, but if you are, being healthy didn't do it, being pretty did. Poop in the bedpan.

House: You talked to Wilson.
Taub: He has very girly handwriting, by the way.

House Quotes

People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.


You save earwax.

Taub (to the patient)