Thirteen: Damn.
Lou: What?
Taub: She's happy you're going to be fine... but she'd be happier if you were going to be fine five minutes ago.

Taub: How come you haven't said anything about this?
Kutner: It's no big secret. I guess I'm just not very chatty.
Taub: You told us when you renewed your subscription to National Geographic.

Emmy: When I got the surgery, I got healthy, and when I got healthy, I got happy.
Taub: I'm not sure you're happy, but if you are, being healthy didn't do it, being pretty did. Poop in the bedpan.

House: You talked to Wilson.
Taub: He has very girly handwriting, by the way.

House Quotes

[after his ankle monitor went off] I thought the bracelet was decorative. My aunt had one just like it. Wait a minute...

House

Giving House a computer is like giving plutonium to Dr. No.

Wilson