Taub: It's not porn.
House: Bummer.

Taub: If I ask why we're in Wilson's office, is there any chance I'll get a straight answer?
House: Try it. Try it.

Dr. Wilson: Where's House?
Taub: Performing his ritual "Hiding from Cuddy to avoid getting a new case" dance. It's sort of a jazz-fusion sort of thing.

Thirteen: Your life happy about that?
Taub: She's happy to cut back on some things... like sex.

Taub: Mr. Hitler? Really?
House: I had to do something to amuse myself.

Taub: How did so many people get my personal email?
Foreman: The Internet is a magical place.

Taub: What do you think of this glitch with Chase and Cameron's wedding?
Thirteen: It's always a sad thing when sperm comes between people.

House: They were ready do die... but for guilt, not love.
Taub: You can't feel that much guilt without love.

Thirteen: She claims he got stronger as soon as she stopped breathing.
Taub: The mind can heal the body. Seeing his wife in distress might actually have slowed down his death.
House: Or he just had an adrenaline surge when he saw his chance to hit the singles' market.

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