Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Claire Dunphy Quotes
She suggested an Arabian Nights theme. Isn't it a little soon?
It's an obsessive-compulsive thing. I have read like a hundred articles about it.
Honey, look at how long it just took us to figure out she's insulting us.
Phil: We were, as they say, having sex.
Claire: That's not a euphemism. That's actually what we were doing.
Claire: We need a game plan, we need to map out exactly what we are going to say, because that is the only way I will be able to hold it together while our babies look at us with judgment and disgust.
Phil: That's how they always look at us.
Claire: I'll be upstairs, Clive, don't take too long.
Phil: I never do.
I know Phil and I are going to grow old together someday, but today is not that day.
Am I a bad enough parent to ignore that?
Every time he opens his mouth I can feel my daughters losing respect for me.
I want them to share clothes, do each others hair and gossip about boys. Like i did with Mitchell.
I had to undress a mannequin while a creepy guy filmed it, so we have that to look forward to on the Internet.
A minute you're just friends watching Falcon Crest and the next, you're lying underneath the air hockey table with your bra in your pocket
