Favorite Claudia Donovan Quotes
Pete: Claude, I've got an idea.
Claudia: It's a great idea.
Artie: Pete has an idea?
Claudia: He's a smart guy when he's not thinking about cookies or boobies
Artie: Claudia, you're going to write down the license plate numbers.
Claudia: As you bark 'em out.
Artie: What do dogs do when a car zooms off?
Claudia: They chase them.
Artie: Yes, and what do cars have on their back bumpers?
Claudia: License plates! So maybe the dog has the license plate and can tell us - and that's where all of this falls apart!
Steve: You might consider buying one of your own.
Claudia: As soon as I can get Artie to stop paying me in bright orange, 500 dollar bills.
That was a crappy day at the office, huh?
Take the next left and proceed ahead 100 feet and then prepare to be captured.
Steve: How's it going?
Claudia: I want to punch things.
Tesla Grenade, don't leave home without it.
Thanks for ruining my perfect retrieval record Dolly Parton.
Myka: Artie! Finally you were supposed to be here 30 minutes ago. You're never late. Are you ok?
Claudia: I told them you got hung up telling kids to get off your lawn.
Steve: Maybe you were busy inventing fire.
Hugo, when I was real young, my brother was reckless and I lost him for a long time. You just got Brady into your life, why would you want to be reckless with that?
Aren't you a Buddhist or something? Try being one with the universe for like a minute.
