Favorite Claudia Donovan Quotes
Claire: What’s this?
Claudia? It’s an iPad. It’s like a little computer. You can listen to music or read books. Surf the internet on it.
Claire: The internet is still around? Dad said that would be a passing fad.
What? I'm not laughing at you I'm laughing with the horse.
Artie: Welcome to Warehouse 13!
[Camera zooms out momentarily showing some of the warehouse then zooms back in]
Artie: Okay that's all we have time for! Now we have work to do!
Artie: Turn it on, turn it on Claudia!
Claudia: Do you think griping at me will enhance my speed?
Myka, thank goddess. Leena and I are being outnumbered by team sausagefest.
Claudia: You still speak Pete?
Myka: Recovered, never cured.
Claudia: [coughs] Kiss-ass.
Steve: [coughs] You're a child.
Claudia: So you're kind of a poopy pants, aren't you?
Steve: No, it's just I thought this job was gonna have a little more action like what I'm used at the ATF: Guns and bad guys!
Claudia: What's that smell?
Artie: I don't smell anything.
Claudia: Exactly, you're primped. You're going to see Dr. Vanessa.
Claudia: I'm coming with you.
Artie: Why? No, why?
Claudia: A hospital Artie. There's going to be blood. When you faint someone needs to be there to break your fall.
[To Artie] Good God, where did you come from?
I'm not chasing you. I'm falling to my death.
