Okay, it razzled, I'm dazzled. Now let's find your brush, my compass, and we'll get you some courage.

Not now Gramps, I'm being awesome.

Claudia: How long have you two been partners?
Myka: 3 hours.
Pete: 3 years.

Claudia: What do you want me to do?
Pete: Break into a large depository filled with mystical artifacts located in the South Dakota Badlands.
Claudia: Warehouse 13? I've been trying to hack into that place for years. One condition.
Pete: Name it.
Claudia: When we're done I get him. [Nods to Artie]
Pete: Deal.
Artie: Hey!
Pete: Relax. She shots you all the time; it's your thing.

Claudia: So when the Warehouse was destroyed...
Artie: ...the world lost hope.

You didn't get approval. You rebel.

Claudia: why the switch up, you know I'm teamed with Jinks
Artie: This is a job, not a "Choose your own adventure.'

A scrawny Tommy is beating the crap out of a much larger Slitheren.

Claudia: Unless that was the birth of an artifact.
Mrs. Frederic: Imbued by the bravery of the moment, a normal woman doing an extraordinary thing.

Mrs. Frederick: The creation of an artifact is simply the meeting of an object, a person and a moment.
Claudia: It's a good glimpse.

Claudia: Oh come on, I think it's so cute. You officially have a girlfriend.
Artie: She's not my girlfriend.
Claudia: Ah, are you seeing anyone else?
Artie: No.
Claudia? Do you want to?
Artie: No.
Claudia: She's your girlfriend.

Claudia: Who died and made you the boss of me?
Steve: Ah, I did.