Claudia: I'm coming with you.
Artie: Why? No, why?
Claudia: A hospital Artie. There's going to be blood. When you faint someone needs to be there to break your fall.

Aw, it's like watching Golden Gossip Girls.

[To Artie] Good God, where did you come from?

I'm not chasing you. I'm falling to my death.

Soldier: Damn Trekkies, always crashing the party pretending they're time travelers.
Claudia: What a nerd.

Told you I was Laverne! Such a Laverne move! Come on Shirley!

We still use stealth, just use really, really fast stealth.

Pete: Hey, that sounds like cannonfire.
Claudia: Brilliant! There's that college education rearing its ugly head.

We're looking for a flask at a Civil War Reenactment, a place where flasks go to die.

Artie: I'm just gonna pretend we own a big down.
Claudia: We kinda do.

Pete: I thought the giant axe was kind of a turn on.
Claudia: I officially know what too much about you.

Claudia: Hey Pete, that girl is really grateful to you.
Pete: Uh Huh
Claudia: And cold really, really cold. We could see how cold she was.
Pete: I gave her my jacket.