Pete: You play at the B&B all the time.
Claudia: Where no one can here me. Especially you, quit eavesdropping on me.

Artie: Claudia, you're going to write down the license plate numbers.
Claudia: As you bark 'em out.

Artie: What do dogs do when a car zooms off?
Claudia: They chase them.
Artie: Yes, and what do cars have on their back bumpers?
Claudia: License plates! So maybe the dog has the license plate and can tell us - and that's where all of this falls apart!

Steve: You might consider buying one of your own.
Claudia: As soon as I can get Artie to stop paying me in bright orange, 500 dollar bills.

That was a crappy day at the office, huh?

Take the next left and proceed ahead 100 feet and then prepare to be captured.

Pete: Hey, Big Brother's watching.
Claudia: Yes, yes, and so can Little Sister.

Tesla Grenade, don't leave home without it.

Thanks for ruining my perfect retrieval record Dolly Parton.

Yeah, but you heard her, people get whammied whenever she gets upset and if you haven't noticed are being her is making her very upset.

Myka, what the frak?

Claudia: Hey Pete, that girl is really grateful to you.
Pete: Uh Huh
Claudia: And cold really, really cold. We could see how cold she was.
Pete: I gave her my jacket.