Crosby Braverman Quotes (Page 3)
Season 3, Episode 17: "Remember Me, I'm the One Who Loves You"
Crosby: And that hair doesn't camp!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 16: "Tough Love"
Max: Look, if I'm so good at basketball, then why do I always get picked last?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Crosby: He's on an erectile dysfunction commercial. I don't think he can claim privacy as his number one priority any more.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 13: "Just Smile"
Crosby: Well, this could be your only shot of looking cool, so you might want to take it. You never know.
• Rating: Unrated
Crosby: I didn't realize you could do an entire interview in the two minutes I was out of the room.
• Rating: Unrated
Sarah: Why don't you guys ask Mark?
Crosby: Who's Mark?
• Rating: Unrated
Makeup Man: This little crease will not go away.
Adam: Okay, are we about done?
Makeup Man: No, no. You have a very shiny T-Zone. We're just getting started. It's a lot of work, all right?
Crosby: You know I always tell him he should exfoliate and he just won't listen to me.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 12: "Road Trip"
Crosby: Dad, you've got us piled into these cars like sharecroppers, traipsin' all along the state, and we're doing it for you, and you're mad. It's insane.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Crosby: We don't worry about what you two think, and look at us. We're all smashing successes.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 11: "Missing"
Crosby: There's always going to be a part of me that loves you. That's just how it is. But I'm really sorry that that part keeps doing horrible things to you. You don't deserve that. You deserve better.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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