Parenthood

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Parenthood
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I'm sure you're going to be the best thing that ever happened to me someday, but right now I really hate you.

Are you having an afternoon delight with Strawberry Shortcake? You need to warn me about that.

Crosby: You're judging. You're busy judging in a subdued, calculating manner.
Renee: In a subdued, calculated manner.
Crosby: See? Even slower. Great.

That's great honey. I really hope she feels like she's on a cruise ship so she doesn't want to leave.

Look. I love your mom. I do. But she cannot move in with us! she's going to take over. She's going to have prayer circles and crucifixes everywhere...

These were 'butter me up' pancakes, weren't they?

Jasmine: I want to have another baby. Maybe I'm, I don't know, maybe I'm just emotional, and just attached to this one. I don't know.
Crosby: I wanna have another baby, too.
Jasmine: Really?
Crosby: Yeah, like pretty bad.

Crosby: Are you ready to get your Paul Bunyan on?
Jabar: Yeah! Wait. Who's Paul Bunyan?

Crosby: Drive safe Maureen.
Marlese: You know my name.

No, but take the wine. God knows you don't make enough to buy your own bottle!

Julia: Okay. I'm going to give you my best legal advice.
Crosby: Your best.
Julia: Yes. Be nice.

Adam: Is there a difference between a g-string and a thong?
Crosby: Woah - perv! Put that down!

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Parenthood Quotes

Does the not father want to cut the cord?

Nurse Natalie

Yeah, I'll even do ballet for a burger and pie.

Crosby

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes