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Parenthood

Crosby: Look, I know you didn't want a full house. I'm sorry I'm early, but I love Kristina, too, so I will hang out in the cafeteria or whatever, but I'm not leaving the hospital. I can get you some barbecue potato chips or come tea or something.
Adam: Tea.

Crosby: What can I do to alleviate some of this stress for ya?
Adam: Don't ever touch me again. Let's start with that.

Crosby: Fifteen minutes? We could make twins in 15 minutes.
Jasmine: That doesn't turn me on.

Adam: Who pulls crap like that?
Crosby: Musicians.
Adam: Musicians?
Crosby: Yeah, even ones like Kenny G, ones you wouldn't expect.

Zeek: Ah, hey chief. We gave ya baseball.
Crosby: Thanks for that.

Yeah, well you weren't being very best manly so I replaced you for the job.

And that hair doesn't camp!

Look, if I'm so good at basketball, then why do I always get picked last?

Max

He's on an erectile dysfunction commercial. I don't think he can claim privacy as his number one priority any more.

Well, this could be your only shot of looking cool, so you might want to take it. You never know.

I didn't realize you could do an entire interview in the two minutes I was out of the room.

Sarah: Why don't you guys ask Mark?
Crosby: Who's Mark?

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Parenthood Quotes

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Natalie

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Max

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On-my-way-back-home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well-runs-dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes
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