Crosby Braverman Quotes
Zeek: Ah, hey chief. We gave ya baseball.
Crosby: Thanks for that.
Yeah, well you weren't being very best manly so I replaced you for the job.
And that hair doesn't camp!
Look, if I'm so good at basketball, then why do I always get picked last?
Max
He's on an erectile dysfunction commercial. I don't think he can claim privacy as his number one priority any more.
Well, this could be your only shot of looking cool, so you might want to take it. You never know.
I didn't realize you could do an entire interview in the two minutes I was out of the room.
Sarah: Why don't you guys ask Mark?
Crosby: Who's Mark?
Makeup Man: This little crease will not go away.
Adam: Okay, are we about done?
Makeup Man: No, no. You have a very shiny T-Zone. We're just getting started. It's a lot of work, all right?
Crosby: You know I always tell him he should exfoliate and he just won't listen to me.
Dad, you've got us piled into these cars like sharecroppers, traipsin' all along the state, and we're doing it for you, and you're mad. It's insane.
We don't worry about what you two think, and look at us. We're all smashing successes.
There's always going to be a part of me that loves you. That's just how it is. But I'm really sorry that that part keeps doing horrible things to you. You don't deserve that. You deserve better.
