Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFavorite Cyril Figgis Quotes
Cyril: Archer, do something!
Archer: Who am I, Alan Turing? He was also in X-Men, remember?
Cyril: Hey, will I get to learn Karate?
Archer: Karate: the Dane Cook of martial arts? No. ISIS agents use Krav Maga. We got an ex-Mossad guy who comes in on Thursdays.
Cyril: Neato.
Archer: Yeah. Tuesdays he comes in for a really rigorous spin class.
Cyril: And I thought, what would Lana do?
Archer: Not Archer?
Cyril: No, I had to outsmart them.
Cyril: Ever since Lana and I broke up, I take solace in food.
Archer: Well keep your chins up, all eleven of them.
Cyril: I have one bullet left.
George Spelvin: He does?
Archer: Who am I? Count Bulletsula? Like Dracula. That was bad. Come back to me. I can do better.
Cyril: Well, you did set the raft on fire.
Ray: Oh my God, you always take his side!
Cyril: I never, ever, EVER take his side!
Cyril: I will start cooking the books.
Lana: Good thing you know how to cheat.
Archer: Lying is like 95% of what I do.
Cyril: In your job?
Archer: Sure.
Guys, come on. Can't we have one poker night without a hate crime?
Cyril: I happen to be a kick ass accountant!
George Spelvin: Did that sound a lot better in your head?
Cyril: Yes it did.
Cyril: Archer! Alligators or your mother?
Archer: What's the difference? They're both cold-blooded, prehistoric monsters
Cyril: Every single time we come here we have to help you get rid of a dead body.
Malory: Well you've only been here twice.
