Markos has a good week or two in the land of the living. Now, where is he so I can kill him?

Elena: If you're mad at me, Damon, you need to get over it.
Damon: Oh, I'm over it.

Caroline: It's just some stupid necklace.
Damon: You are the only stupid thing here.

Elena: Be the better man.
Damon: Ok then.

Stefan: You wanna expose me?
Damon: No. I want you to remember who you are!

It's good to be home. I think I may stay awhile.

Stefan: I'm clean.
Damon: You're lying.
Stefan: Believe what you want.

Damon: You sure you can do that?
Rose: I don't love men that love other women. I think more of myself then that.

Damon: Kai? If you so much as hurt one hair on her annoying little witch head-
Bonnie: That was so sweet. Why'd you have to ruin it by calling me annoying?

Jessica: Are you gonna hurt me?
Damon: I'm not sure

You are literally the best person I've ever known. And for me to think I could ever change you was giving me way too much credit and you way not enough… you're the good. And I need a little good in my life.

Damon: I'm mad at you because I love you.
Elena: Well maybe that's the problem.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.