Favorite Damon Salvatore Quotes
All I know is that right now I wanna rip your clothes off right here in the middle of this hall and throw you in one of these classrooms and kiss every square inch of your body, while a bunch of people who drive minivans listen wishing they were us.
Need I remind you that Jeremy once had an affair with a ghost? The only thing that was missing was a sappy love song and a pottery wheel.
Stefan: You shouldn't be here.
Elena: Where else would I be?
Stefan: Define "out."
Damon: One who hovers and sticks his nose in other people's business. Wait... I was defining "annoying."
Bastard links his life to my mom's and then engages in a duel. What is this, Hamlet community theatre?
Damon: You're choosing that woman over me?
Stefan: No, I'm choosing myself over everyone else.
In Bonnie-land that means there's an island off of Nova Scotia with a big magical battery waiting to be tapped.
[to Liz] Not to be blunt, but I think dying gets you a ticket out of work. Just sayin'.
Stefan: Look, something happened between Caroline and me.
Damon: Oooh, finally.
Damon: No, I'm not done. And I will never be done. I am not a nice person. I should not have to stand in front of the entire town and pretend to be a nice person. This is Liz having a last laugh from the great beyond.
Elena: Hey, you are nice...
Damon...Ish.
Liz Forbes was my friend. In her last moments she asked me to pass along a message to her daughter, but I cut her off before she could say too much, told her she could tell Caroline herself. She didn't get that chance. Your mom wanted you to know how proud of you she was, and she should be. You're a beautiful, strong woman, a generous friend, and a bright light in a sea of dark. She said you were extraordinary, and you are, and so was she. Liz was a hero to this town, she was a hero to all of you, and she was a hero to me. Goodbye, Sheriff. You will be missed.
Stefan: I think you were wrong about Caroline. I realize that I may not be able to explain what I feel for her, but it is something, and yeah, maybe all love isn't true love in the messed up way that you and I have experienced it, but I think this could turn into something even better.
Damon: Well then, brother, stop wasting your time sitting here with me.
