Shane: I'll stay here to make sure she's safe.
Damon: I'll stay here to make sure you're not lying.

Life sucks. Get a helmet.

Do I look like I know anything about tattoos? Look at my skin. It's flawless.

Unless you're a blonde, Bennett Witch or Doppleganger, I suggest you steer clear.

She's a vampire, off switch is one of the biggest perks.

Life sucks when you're ordinary. And what makes you exactly not like them? You're a vampire. You take that cure and become human? You're no one, nothing. Trust me, losing that cure was the best damn thing that ever happened to you.

You wanted to feed? I brought you to a city-sized buffet.

Stefan: Where is she now?
Damon: Maybe eating a hot dog... vendor.

No sudden moves. No tricks, either. No Katherine-ing.

Hindsight is almost a bigger bitch than you.

Damon: Is the old you read to come out and play?
Elena: Go to Hell.

Elena's only goal is to end Katherine's life. That isn't gonna magically go away with Pilates and a juice cleanse.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.