Popular Damon Salvatore Quotes
Damon: She's strong and crafty and you'll die.
Elena: At least I'll die trying.
Stefan: I should be upstairs grooming my hero hair.
Damon: Are you drunk?
Stefan: I don't know, Mom, am I?
How is it even when you're dead you're the bane of my existence?
You do realize you are dating a reformed serial killer, right?
Caroline: Damon. Towel. Knock!
Damon: Caroline. No one cares. No!
Silas: What I don't get is why she likes you.
Damon: That's because you haven't had sex with me.
I know I said it doesn't bother me that you have a psychic connection to your ex-boyfriend, but I don't need the play by the play.
Play nice. Or I'm gonna revisit the deep, dark well idea.
Stefan: Katherine took the Cure?
Damon: You have a lot to catch up on, Stefan.
You took one philosophy class and now you're the queen of nature versus nurture?
I don't speak crazy person Jer, you're gonna have to translate that for me.
Why do you suck so badly at killing yourself?
