Rayna: You want me to go against my very nature because he’s your family?
Damon: Pretty much.

Damon: Look, I’m selfish, narcissistic, prone to unnecessary bouts of violence...
Rayna: Tell me again why I shouldn’t be killing you.

I’m not a good brother when I’m not with Elena and when I’m not a good brother people get hurt.

Stefan: If there is even a fraction of you that cares about me, do not walk out that door.
Damon: Save a bottle of that good bourbon for me, brother. We’re gonna need to sort all this out in about sixty years.

Hashtag, you're welcome. Are hashtags still a thing? It's been three years.

Damon: Now I know why Stefan digs you. You're a take charge kind of girl.
Valerie: And you're a self-serving narcissist.

Damon: Alright, brother. Time to go.
Stefan: Not a minute too soon. This place is dead.

Damon: This is not how you are going to die, Stefan Salvatore.
Stefan: Alone in the wilderness, trapped in the frozen corpse of an alcoholic murderer?

Damon: You want me to say what we both already know? Fine. I’m selfish. I’m angry. I’m impatient. And yes, until I met Elena, I wasn’t interested in doing the right thing for anybody.
Stefan: Your brother included.
Damon: My brother included.

Damon: Are you mad?
Stefan: Yes.
Damon: Do you resent me?
Stefan: Yes.
Damon: Good. Then get up and come kick my ass yourself.

Damon: So all’s forgiven?
Stefan: Not by a long shot.

Alaric: They’re together. Bonnie and Enzo. They are together.
Damon: They’re together as in someone kidnapped Bonnie Bennett and brainwashed her into a relationship with Enzo, or…

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.