I'm sorry. I must have the wrong number because I dialed 'H' for 'Hero.'

Take it from the guy who supposedly got it all and is sitting with bubkis. Stop moping about who are not and start being the guy you are.

Hey, now that you're in charge, I just wanna say thanks. I've actually got a pretty good track record with the sheriffs in this town.

Don’t tell me what I can’t do.

Stefan: Well, this looks promising.
Damon: Eh. I’ve seen worse.

Bonnie: If you think this means you’re forgiven…
Damon: I am SO forgiven!

Enzo: Wanna watch some TV?
Damon: Nah, I was just going to read for a little while.
Enzo: Alright. Night then.

Stefan. Hello, brother.

My life is over, Stefan. My life has been over for a century and a half. Ever since you took it from me.

Damon: So I'm thinking of a person. He's reasonably good looking, charming accent, and he would be the most amazing wingman if he just got rid of his martyr complex.
Enzo: That's not how you play 20 questions. Regardless, your answer is either Jesus Christ, or me.

Whatever desire you have to save me, I kind of need that right now.

Matt Donovan, the last living boy in Mystic Falls. You know, it's shocking you managed to stay human this long.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.