Unless you’re interested in a Sage/Rebekah sex sandwich I suggest you make yourself scarce.

We’re vampires Elena. We need human blood to survive. We’re predators. Not puppies.

Slow down brother. Control. Remember. Doesn’t matter whether it’s a blonde or blood bags, the same principles apply.

Let's go kill some Originals.

Hope's a bitch, Sage. Get over it while you can.

Own it. Live it. Love it. Stop being ashamed of who you are.

You know what they say, two's company. Three's a party.

Sage: Please don't tell me that you and Rebekah are friends.
Damon: Not unless you count hate sex.

Ric, the world can't stop just because you're an accidental serial killer.

Take him out for martinis, feed him some chicken soup. Don't let him kill anyone.

Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.

No more No Humanity Stefan. There's a road called recovery and we are on it.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.