Damon: I'm mad at you because I love you.
Elena: Well maybe that's the problem.

Damon: Can we go back in time to the old Stefan, who cared if Elena lived or died?
Stefan: What for? It's your job now.

Anyone else feeling a little used right now?

Stefan: I love her, Damon.
Damon: So do I.

Hey Stef, remember when you killed dad?

Get ready and get happy. We're going to negotiate a fake truce and I don't want your attitude screwing it up.

I say go with the black. It makes you look all villainy.

Insulting a bunch of dead witches? Not smart.

Alaric: When did you even see her?
Damon: When I went to the hospital to accuse her of killing her ex-boyfriend. By the way, sensitive topics.

Damon: What's her damage?
Alarc: No damage.
Damon: Come on, Ric. It's a fact of life. A girl that smart, that hot? Damaged.

Bonnie: What's going on with you two?
Damon: We kissed. Now it's weird.

Elena: You can't kiss me again... it's not right.
Damon: It's right. It's just not right now.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.