Damon Salvatore Quotes
Alaric: Something's up with Elena. You know what it is?
Damon: I'm sure it starts with a Stef. And ends in an "an."
Alaric: Suddenly you care who lives or dies.
Damon: I have a small list.
Those hybrids. They're really bringing the neighborhood down.
Relax, brother. You want your hair to fall out?
I hate witches. They’re so fickle and passive aggressive.
Klaus: My sister has gone missing.
Damon: Cute. Blonde bombshell. Psycho. Shouldn't be too hard to find.
You go after Klaus, you're gonna have to be cut throat and devious. And I'm so much better at that than you.
Damon: My brother is sort of running his own show right now.
Elena: My brother just chopped of someone's head.
Damon: Take it from me: Strange is bad, dead is worse.
If I'm gonna feel guilty about something, I'm gonna feel guilty about this. [KISSES ELENA]
I can't drink all this by myself. I mean, I can. But then someone is getting naked.
Damon: What the hell’s wrong with you? You’re not supposed to witchy migraine me.
Bonnie: You’re not supposed to kill Tyler.
