You are so cute when you are mortified.

Well when they called my a womanizer at least it sounds sexy - you just made me sound like a jerk.

(about Betty) My sweet little assistant always on hand to get me my water.

Sofia: Your lead story is just great, "ten ways to lose thighs and get guys." So empowering.
Daniel: What's your cover story? Ten ways to treat a guy like dirt so you end up a lonely desperate cat lately.
Sofia: Well the title's a little long but thanks for the story pitch

Daniel: we should probably take different elevators, we don't want the office getting the wrong idea
Amanda: Right. Cause my panties stuff in your paper shredder didn't tip them off

Daniel: Thank you, but it is Daniel, not Danny
Wilhelmina: What? I'm hellaciously upset, Marc
Marc: Oh my God, I'm so sorry
Wilhelmina: Shh! Purge this from memory

Daniel: Do you have any messages for me?
Betty: Yes, Becks called to say congratulations for getting into Tabitha's gift bag. Ew, I just got that.

Daniel: Are you crying?
Alexis: I'm a girl, I'm allowed to now

Daniel: books, newspapers, ABC news, I pay attention to which of those?
Betty: None.

Betty: Gina Gambarro has it
Daniel: Who is Gina Gambarro? is that a new designer?
Betty: No, it's an old slut

Daniel: I can sleep with a different woman every night of the week cause why not?
Betty: You know the Romans had a 9 day week. You would have been a really tired centurion

You're probably just reaching that age when you have to start wearing glasses... don't worry it happens to everyone

Ugly Betty Quotes

You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.

Betty

Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.