Favorite Daniel Meade Quotes
Daniel: I can sleep with a different woman every night of the week cause why not?
Betty: You know the Romans had a 9 day week. You would have been a really tired centurion
You're probably just reaching that age when you have to start wearing glasses... don't worry it happens to everyone
Daniel: Maybe we can do other holidays like Kwanzaa..
Wilhelmina: Did you just gesture at me when you said Kwanzaa?
Daniel: No!
Wilhelmina: We're in this together
Daniel: Are you as creeped out as I am?
Wilhelmina: More
Daniel: She took the book home to her house last night
Amanda: To queens? eww!
Daniel: I'm sorry I tried to punch you
Alexis: I'm sorry you suck at fighting
Daniel: and you slept?
Betty: In your arms... I'm kidding, relax
Wait did you say Sofia? My Sofia? What is "Hunter the Chin" there too?
Betty: What is going on over there?
Daniel: The tree i ordered just arrive
Betty: What?
Daniel: Christmas tree for your family
Betty: Why did you order us a tree?
Daniel: Well i threw up in four rooms in your house, it's the least I could do
Betty: You only have $327 left in your account? But you're a Meade!
Daniel: A poor Meade. I blew through my trust fund like I was Michael Jackson
Betty: Are you wearing cover up?
Daniel: I had a pimple, go away
Daniel: I'd like to see more skin
Wilhelmina: It's a post nuclear scene, exposed skin would melt off their bodies
