Favorite Daniel Meade Quotes
Betty: Now can we discuss this Cheetos tan?
Daniel: What I was supposed to be in Rio for a few weeks
Betty: You look like an Oompa-Loompa
Becks: Okay jokes over, where's your real assistant?
Daniel: Come on, Betty's a great girl
Becks: Yeah after twelve shots
Daniel: I'm sorry I tried to punch you
Alexis: I'm sorry you suck at fighting
Daniel: So what brings you back?
Becks: It's fashion week... the Bootylympics
Betty: Are you wearing cover up?
Daniel: I had a pimple, go away
[discussing each other's online dating profile]
Daniel: Your ideal day is a picnic in the park with the kids?
Wilhelmina: 6'4?
Daniel: I'd like to see more skin
Wilhelmina: It's a post nuclear scene, exposed skin would melt off their bodies
[Betty sees Grace Chin]
Betty: Why would you stand her up?
Daniel: Back in school she was a mess. She had braces, glasses, and this crazy hair. Which totally works for some people. Will you please stop looking at me like that and send her in?
Daniel: Maybe it wouldn't kill us to try and work together
Alexis: I'm up for it, as long as you stop staring at my boobs
Daniel: Actually I'm staring at your Adam's Apple, it's nice work
Daniel: I'm like this close to splitting a cobb salad with Sarah Jessica Parker and talking about shoes
Betty: I really miss that show
Betty: I don't think I can work with Kimmie
Daniel: Why not?
Betty: Because I can't trust her and she brings out this quality in me where I want to scratch her eyes out
Daniel: That's not your building
Wilhelmina: Umm.. I called a ... buddy. While I certainly have long term goals I also have short term needs
