Daniel: One more day of hookie.
DJ: Like a prostitute?
Daniel: Woh, no prostitutes. Only when you're older. Achem, I mean, not at all son.

Daniel: Thank you, but it is Daniel, not Danny
Wilhelmina: What? I'm hellaciously upset, Marc
Marc: Oh my God, I'm so sorry
Wilhelmina: Shh! Purge this from memory

Daniel: Nice place
Betty: We're just in between interior designers...
Daniel: Really?
Betty: No
Daniel: Right, it's a joke

Daniel: She took the book home to her house last night
Amanda: To queens? eww!

You're probably just reaching that age when you have to start wearing glasses... don't worry it happens to everyone

Betty: Gina Gambarro has it
Daniel: Who is Gina Gambarro? is that a new designer?
Betty: No, it's an old slut

Daniel: Maybe we could both dress up on Monday...
Amanda: I think he meant natural fibers sweetie

Daniel: I'd like to see more skin
Wilhelmina: It's a post nuclear scene, exposed skin would melt off their bodies

Wilhelmina: We're in this together
Daniel: Are you as creeped out as I am?
Wilhelmina: More

Daniel: Maybe we can do other holidays like Kwanzaa..
Wilhelmina: Did you just gesture at me when you said Kwanzaa?
Daniel: No!

Daniel: I can sleep with a different woman every night of the week cause why not?
Betty: You know the Romans had a 9 day week. You would have been a really tired centurion

Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.

Ugly Betty Quotes

You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.

Betty

Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.