Popular Daniel Meade Quotes
Betty: Now can we discuss this Cheetos tan?
Daniel: What I was supposed to be in Rio for a few weeks
Betty: You look like an Oompa-Loompa
Becks: Okay jokes over, where's your real assistant?
Daniel: Come on, Betty's a great girl
Becks: Yeah after twelve shots
Daniel: How was Africa?
Becks: Totally mind blowing... no hotties to be found... but it's that sick thing, not hot thing
Daniel: So what brings you back?
Becks: It's fashion week... the Bootylympics
Daniel: Kill the puppies
Wilhelmina: Did you hear that? Daniel Meade kills puppies
Daniel: Wilhelmina Slater does not support our troops
[discussing each other's online dating profile]
Daniel: Your ideal day is a picnic in the park with the kids?
Wilhelmina: 6'4?
Wilhelmina: We need to start trusting each other...
Daniel: Trusting you would be a rookie mistake..
Wilhelmina: Touché
Daniel: That's not your building
Wilhelmina: Umm.. I called a ... buddy. While I certainly have long term goals I also have short term needs
Daniel: Maybe it wouldn't kill us to try and work together
Alexis: I'm up for it, as long as you stop staring at my boobs
Daniel: Actually I'm staring at your Adam's Apple, it's nice work
[Betty sees Grace Chin]
Betty: Why would you stand her up?
Daniel: Back in school she was a mess. She had braces, glasses, and this crazy hair. Which totally works for some people. Will you please stop looking at me like that and send her in?
Betty: I don't think I can work with Kimmie
Daniel: Why not?
Betty: Because I can't trust her and she brings out this quality in me where I want to scratch her eyes out
Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.